When I have to get up at night to go to the bathroom I check the shower just to make sure a murderer isn’t hiding in there, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike.

You can never be too careful.

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fandoms are the weirdest thing like all you have to do is say a single word and they go batshit

  • okay: whoop the tfios fandom is crying
  • demon: and all of a sudden the whole supernatural fandom speaks latin
  • precious: lotr is making pterodactyl noises and pretending to have hunchbacks
  • shield: marvel won't sit still
  • screwdriver: collectively, every doctor who fan mumbles something about wood
  • detective: the sherlock fandom is unconsciously making inappropriate sounds again
  • magic: and all of a sudden every person in the harry potter world is holding an invisible stick
  • father: makes star wars scream noooooooooooooo
  • enterprise: and every trekkie in the universe is doing the hand thing
  • capitol: and the hunger games fandom is doing the other hand thing